Hi friends, it’s me, Amanda Sitko! I’m a writer/performer based in Los Angeles and a regular performer at UCB. Here are my shits & giggles.AmandaSitko.com var sc_project=4522915; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_partition=55; var sc_click_stat=1; var sc_security="66ef20c5"; Tumblr (3.0; @sitko)http://sitko.tumblr.com/<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku6amcKs3c1qzt39ao1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kevin’s Getting Married!</p> <p>Come to Panama’s Bachelor Party Show for Kevin!</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/270167649http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/270167649Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:35:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xA8BisDIvcQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xA8BisDIvcQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/270151284http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/270151284Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:10:20 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3qjcS8Gk1qa0ar9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://ucbletsdothis.tumblr.com/">ucbletsdothis</a>)</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/268315990http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/268315990Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:57:53 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1xzohQ8A1qzbfczo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1xzohQ8A1qzbfczo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1xzohQ8A1qzbfczo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://jesuscat.tumblr.com/post/266949984/we-moved-this-weekend-jesus-was-moving-around-in" class="tumblr_blog">jesuscat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>We moved this weekend… Jesus was moving around in her carrier so much, she knocked it down into a hole between the seat and the dashboard… she was not happy.</p></blockquote>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/266951848http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/266951848Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:13:26 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxxqgsgWy1qztczjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes.</p> <p><a href="http://ronbabcock.tumblr.com/post/263870781/lets-do-this-la">ronbabcock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Let’s do this LA.</p> </blockquote>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/265715567http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/265715567Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:09:24 -0500<p>It’s Ladies Night for this month’s Dirty Laundry show at UCB. Some of<br/> the funniest girls in LA tell their shameless, true stories at UCB<br/> this Thursday night 12/3 at 9:30pm.<br/><br/> Stories from:<br/> Natasha Leggero (He’s just Not That Into You)<br/> Amanda Sitko (Asssscat)<br/> Margot Leitman (Stripped Stories)<br/> Hillary Winston (Community, writer)<br/> Jessica Chaffin (Entourage, Ronna and Beverly)<br/><br/> Hosted by Molly Prather!<br/><br/> THURSDAY 12/3 at 9:30pm, $5<br/> Upright Citizens Brigade Theater<br/><br/> Reservations: <a><a href="http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2032">http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2032</a></a></p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/263184248http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/263184248Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:02:20 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuoztfGiq1qzt39ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the process of moving… Luckily, we got all of the big stuff moved today and now I am left with tons of little things to go thru and determine what’s worth keeping… Taking a much needed internet break.</p> <p>And yes, I am still wearing glasses, my lasik was pushed back to Dec. 8th… : (   Physical activity and glasses are not the best of friends.</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/261513572http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/261513572Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:14:17 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqbjiUpwD1qa0ar9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah!</p> <p><a href="http://ucbletsdothis.tumblr.com/post/258502847/lets-do-this-november-27-happy-hoofers-rendel">ucbletsdothis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>LET’S DO THIS</b></p> <p>NOVEMBER 27</p> <p><b>Happy Hoofers</b> - Rendel Leatherman, Alex Fox, Mary Holland and Marcy Minton<br/><b>Nite Club</b> - Mike Carlson, Cissy Fenwick, Josh Weiner, Jack Allison<br/><b>Pilgrims and Indians</b> - Betsy Sodero, Rendel Leatherman, Toni Ramos, Jake Regal, Erin Whitehead, Marissa Strickland, Jessica Rona, Mano Agapion</p> </blockquote>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258505242http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258505242Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:35:50 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqbfkXn4v1qzt39ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>and finally, Thankful for Jesus & Panky</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258500581http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258500581Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:30:56 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqb6psyru1qzt39ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thankful for my Jenitals</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258495221http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258495221Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:25:37 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqb04Bbkp1qzt39ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thankful for my Ron</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258491325http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258491325Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:21:40 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqas1umIb1qzt39ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thankful for Madec</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258486589http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258486589Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:16:49 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqamaIDUf1qzt39ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thankful for Chaka and Stash</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258483146http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/258483146Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:13:22 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktok0dNM5A1qzpnulo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love Mel Cowan!</p> <p><a href="http://ohmygoodness.tumblr.com/post/257279071/thankful-for-amanda-sitko">ohmygoodness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Thankful for Amanda Sitko!</p> </blockquote>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/257462529http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/257462529Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:19:19 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://sitko.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/254103182/tumblr_ktjxfgaFf31qzt39a&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Lisa Mitchell - Coin Laundry</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/254103182http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/254103182Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:42:52 -0500<p>No one needs to listen to music that loud.</p> <p>Shut it down.</p> <p>-Sitko</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/252775547http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/252775547Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:56:27 -0500<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_f633c2c3b1"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=f633c2c3b1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=f633c2c3b1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_f633c2c3b1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I find this adorable…</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/252771909http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/252771909Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:52:24 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7745214&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7745214&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7745214&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Mean? What do you mean you think I’m mean?</p> <p>Happy Holidays Everyone!</p>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/252647227http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/252647227Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:44:00 -0500<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8369709.stm">Human Fat Trafficking??? What the fuck?</a>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/251329367http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/251329367Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:06:15 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdp3pOUIX1qa0ar9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ucbletsdothis.tumblr.com/post/250081522/aww-shit">ucbletsdothis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Aww Shit!</p> </blockquote>http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/250109622http://sitko.tumblr.com/post/250109622Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:26:08 -0500