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Hi friends, it's me, Amanda Sitko!

I'm a writer/performer based in Los Angeles and a regular performer at UCB. Here are my shits & giggles.

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  • Today at lunch, my boss had this conversation with his 5 year old son…

    Boss: Guess who Amanda lives with?

    Little Boy: Who?

    Boss: Two cats.

    Little Boy: Not a husband?

    Boss: Nope, no husband.

    Little Boy: Is Amanda going to marry her cats?

    Boss: No, Amanda is going to become a lesbian.

    Posted on January 7, 2012 with 10 notes

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