January 2009
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My new favorite term: Grin-Fuck
I was talking to my dad today on the phone and the subject turned to taking tours of companies in the Silicon Valley. I asked if it was possible to take a tour of Apple Headquarters and he replied “Well, they’ll probably let you in the lobby, grin-fuck you, hand you a pamphlet and tell you to leave.”
It made me realize that I’ve been grin-fucking people my whole life.
Me at my best...
I am naked under my bathrobe when I see that one of the neighbors has left the gate open again and Jesus is now out on the street. So I walk out to go get her on the street and as I bend down, unshowered and barefoot, I hear “Amanda?”
Oh hey look, it’s one of the kids I used to coach and he’s running down my street… He scanned me up and down and asked “so, uh,...
WatchThis song blows my mind… I have to dance anytime I hear it.
WatchThis is pretty.
