December 2008
20 posts
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Chocolate!... am I right, ladies?
There has been a bag of fun size Snickers on the counter for a couple weeks now. All this time, I thought they were Jennie’s so I left them alone. But, last night when I finally broke down and asked Jennie if I could have one, she informed me they were not hers.
WHAT??? A bag full of chocolate that has no claim to it?
It’s a miracle. Thank you Snicker Fairy.
Nom Nom Nom
I am crushed...
I found him, the one, the perfect man… Rich Sommer from Mad Men. He teaches improv (boner). He’s my perfect, attainable type.
I was high with giddy girlish vagdrops while reading all about him when Jennie gchats me “i am sory to tell you this… he is married with a baby”
How DARE he!
Fuck you Rich Sommer’s wife!
This one’s for my mom.
I heart the Birthday Boys!