January 2012
15 posts
Today at lunch, my boss had this conversation with...
Boss: Guess who Amanda lives with?
Little Boy: Who?
Boss: Two cats.
Little Boy: Not a husband?
Boss: Nope, no husband.
Little Boy: Is Amanda going to marry her cats?
Boss: No, Amanda is going to become a lesbian.
“Don’t bother me on my private time.”
– My new response to any and all people who stop me on the street to ask me to donate/buy some shit spa package… I don’t need to be spammed while I’m just trying to live my life. I know it’s your job, but I fucking hate it and in turn, I hate you.
Jan. 3rd Guest = Tricia McAlpin →
I ADORE TRICIA!
December 2011
32 posts
For Christmas, my brother Mark got one of his...
“That’s a dog fart, they’re very unique…”
– My father’s response to “what’s that smell?”
WatchAllan McLeod is truly one of the best people I know… I fucking love that he did this video. Also, kudos to Derek Waters, another great guy.
Enjoy Drunk History Christmas!
WatchThis is amazing. Can’t wait.
“The stage is my church and long form improvisational comedy is my religion and I...”
– Amy Poehler. (via healywu)
Christmas In Prison - John Prine
Every High School Male Drama Nerd's Dream:
To stage an elaborate choreographed fight in the parking lot of their local Grocery Store/Rite Aid/High School.
Always has been, always will be.
“You’re too old for Christmas. All you’re gonna get is puzzles.”
– My boss’ 8 year old daughter, letting me know what’s up
WatchHappy Holidays Friends!
November 2011
30 posts
