"She studied corn kernels." -please include this in my obituary.
I woke up like this… I woke up like this.
Your baby can walk? Big fucking deal…
The improvisers didn’t care. Failure was their whiskey. I later learned that bourbon was also their whiskey. I stared up at that stage. I’d found my place.
Bruce McCulloch on improv (from his upcoming book*)
*Bruce’s book is one of the things I’m most proud to have worked on.
I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.
I’ve been trying to find this. I finally did. I’m so happy I found it. This makes me very happy. lmao.
I love this.