Hi friends, it's me, Amanda Sitko!

Online dating is insane, right? Well, come watch three OkCupid dates LIVE onstage!

Eli Newell and Amanda Sitko are lifelong dating experts who specialize in online dating. They wanna use their insane skills to help YOU find a date. One lucky lady or dude will get a chance to go on three real dates with real people live onstage. Come learn a little about love from the people who know the most about lacking it: comedians. Dating connections absolutely guaranteed - even if you don’t get on stage!

*LADIES - Come put your name in the bucket for a chance to go on one of our mini dates!

Thursday, Feb 2nd - 9:30pm - UCB - $5

Valentine’s Day is around the corner… just sayin’

buy tix here

This is why cats are rad… we win!

Hooray!

jenniepie:

A funny bit I did for The Soup! Thanks Jonah and Paul for letting me be a real dumb weirdo!

jonahray:

So You Think You Can Gladiate?  W/ Lucy Lawless and Liam McIntyre

(A JONANNO JOINT w/ Davey Johnson, Brandon Borders, Paul Bonanno, Jennie Pierson)

I’ve been working on my garden today. Planted some carrots and a few more flowers. If you ever have the chance to be part of a community garden, you should def do it. It’s rad.

I made Bacon Bourbon Ice Cream.

I made Bacon Bourbon Ice Cream.

I made Bacon Bourbon Ice Cream.

This is Wolfgang. I am considering adopting him.

I want this little dude

God Damnit!

Get it gurl.

(via steveagee)

Last day in NY!

Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know

I listened to this song about a dozen times today.

and all was right in the world.