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We flew on a plane that was smaller than a school bus… I hate flying. I almost lost my shit as we were landing… Luckily I was able to keep it together in front of Eugene Cordero.
I spent Halloween playing shuffleboard at the CatsPaw in Bozeman Montana…
T G I Fuck, I’m bored.
Boo Berry Cereal on Clearance??? I’ll take it! What? Nobody else wants it? Seriously? … I mean, I can share, it’s cool… No one? NO ONE else wants this? Fine, fuck you guys, I’m gonna have blue poop!
Note to self...
Don’t close your eyes while on the treadmill, it only leads to horribly embarrassing accidents.
Do you ever feel like you’re built like a 13 year old fat kid with man tits? Cuz I do.
This is a bit I got to do for Fuel TV.
The Birthday Boys!
This woman freaks my shit out… She’s from the Dove/Walmart commercial…
I told my boyfriend how much I dislike this one woman, so he made this for me… Romantic in his own way.
I fucking win!
Chase Credit Cards was charging me $93 a year for a “party service”… I caught that shit and they’re giving me a refund! It’s been happening since 2001… 2001!
And doesn’t “party service” mean hookers? I always pay for mine in cash.
